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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

I remember parking when I was a teenager. There was a
Lutheran church in my neighborhood that had a very poorly
lit parking lot. More than a few of my dates detoured via
that parking lot before driving home.

But things have apparently changed to suit a more fast-
paced age. I just read a story online describing the arrest
of a couple, 19 and 20-years-old, who were pulled over for
driving under the influence of alcohol, and also happened
to be naked.

The arresting trooper said a 19-year-old man, who was
driving the car, was cited for being under the influence
of alcohol and embracing while driving. Embracing?

The 20-year-old female passenger was cited for possession
of alcohol after the trooper spotted her trying to place
a wine bottle on the floor of the vehicle.

“There were some acts of physical intimacy going on in the
vehicle that were best saved for not driving down the
freeway,” the trooper said. “We harp on the fact that being
impaired is so dangerous, but being distracted is equally
as dangerous. I can’t think of anything more distracting
than this.”

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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July 1 is Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scare-
crow Day

July 2 is Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day

July 3 is Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your
Mirror Day

July 4 is National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-
Painting Day

July 5 is Workaholics Day

July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day

July 7 is National Strawberry Sundae Day

July 8 is Video Games Day

July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day

July 10 is Clerihew Day

(More to Come…)

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——- Police: Drunk couple put bayonet with kids ——-

YPSILANTI, Mich. – Police in Michigan said they arrested
a couple spotted pushing a stroller containing two young
boys, open containers of alcohol and a bayonet. Ypsilanti
police said the 30-year-old woman and 52-year-old man,
who were described as highly intoxicated, were confronted
by officers about 1:30 a.m. Friday after the woman alleged-
ly tried to take a bicycle from a porch, AnnArbor.com
reported Monday. Investigators said the woman’s sons,
ages 1 and 4, were inside the stroller along with the
alcoholic beverages and a “double-edged bayonet.” The
couple, who police said were a “long way” from home, were
taken into custody and the children were turned over to a
relative who lives nearby.

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——— Police: Teen thief sought clean panties ———

ST. PAUL, Minn. – Police in Minnesota said a 15-year-old
girl cited for stealing 44 pairs of panties from a store
told officers she was in need of clean underwear. St. Paul
police said the teenager, who was caught June 19 after
leaving a Kmart store with a tote bag loaded with under-
pants she didn’t pay for, asked officers if they “expect
me to wear dirty underwear,” the St. Paul Pioneer-Press
reported. Investigators said 31 of the briefs were priced
at $4.99 each and 13 were $3.99 each. The girl was cited
for misdemeanor theft, police said.

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